the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probably
i do not make films primarily for children.i make them for the child in all of us, whether he be six or sixty (Walt Disney)
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
dude must be really late for school
hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program
you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you
Humans have a big cluster of dead keratin tendrils growing from our heads and we arrange them in different configurations and worry about whether other people find our keratin tendril arrangements aesthetically pleasing.
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