daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have
what a rad dan he is
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car and right as he did, the car started up because my dad was watching through our security cameras and the camaro can be started remotely. This kid nearly fell as he ran away yelling and it’s great knowing that he’ll probably always remember the day he met Bumblebee.
send this to your crush with no context
i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”
sailor moon, doing moon stuff with her moon swords
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
this is still my favorite post ever
You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.