kieereeennnn:

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

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1 week ago · 63,625 notes (© womptacular)

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1 week ago · 34,268 notes (© atomos)

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby


1 week ago · 161,728 notes (© the-kellin-under-the-vic)

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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1 week ago · 135,112 notes (© naturalmomma)

staticartillery:

So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car and right as he did, the car started up because my dad was watching through our security cameras and the camaro can be started remotely. This kid nearly fell as he ran away yelling and it’s great knowing that he’ll probably always remember the day he met Bumblebee.

staticartillery:

So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car and right as he did, the car started up because my dad was watching through our security cameras and the camaro can be started remotely. This kid nearly fell as he ran away yelling and it’s great knowing that he’ll probably always remember the day he met Bumblebee.

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1 week ago · 27,754 notes (© staticartillery)

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

(Source: themadthadder, via read-listen-eat)


1 week ago · 293,732 notes (© themadthadder)

rabbiting:

sailor moon, doing moon stuff with her moon swords

rabbiting:

sailor moon, doing moon stuff with her moon swords

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1 week ago · 21,552 notes (© rabbiting)

hellokristenx:

chamelion-circuit:

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

Fuck.

this is still my favorite post ever

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1 week ago · 249,463 notes (© prokopetz)

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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1 week ago · 391,789 notes (© darning-socks)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

1 week ago · 407,162 notes (© invisiblehallows)